10-day out of school suspension
One time in high school a teacher caught a student Thomas masturbating at a urinal in the bathroom. Obviously, he got a nice long suspension (and probably a mental evaluation as well).

The morning announcements were broadcast on closed-circuit TV to the classrooms, and at the end of the announcements there would sometimes be slides that people could request that would say things like "HAPPY BIRTHDAY JENNY" or "CONGRATULATIONS, IT'S A BOY!" and such like.

In 11th grade I worked on the mass comm. team that did the announcements, and the day Tommy got back from his suspension, I made a slide that said "WELCOME BACK TOMMY" next to a huge spunking magenta cock.

I almost got kicked out of school, but it was worth it because I'm a cruel scuzzbag and I couldn't pass up the chance to ruin the next 3.5 years of a person's life.
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 4:17, 1 reply)

In our school
There was a boy who would run to the toilets between classes and have a wank in the sinks.
(sparkly_penguin, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 6:51, closed)