I think most other people
are either too polite or too scared to tell you how shit you are.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 10:33, 1 reply)

Or they just don't have a problem with me.
Stop moaning, click ignore, and put your toys back in your pram.
( Cawl, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 10:34, closed)

I think that out of your 80+ friends
only about two or three would actually like you. I heard that you bored everybody's tits off at the secret bash.

Your comic gets less than ten replies, and half of those are from me.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:00, closed)

I don't know if it's the QOTW,
But this reminds me of something a primary school kid would say.
"You've not got any friends", "Nobody likes you". High fuckin' level insults. Nice work.
This is the internet. If you've got such a problem with me just stick me on ignore. That's what the damn button's for.
( Cawl, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:09, closed)

But this is the most interesting thing that's happened all week.
In fact, it's probably the most interesting thing you've ever taken part in.

Keep fighting back, I'm enjoying it.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:13, closed)

I'm not here for your
God-damn amusement, you cunt.
As for "interesting", as if you'd know anything about that. Let's face it, you're a one-trick-pony. Jokes about sex. And that's it, isn't it? No depth, no content, just a shallow brown pool of fuck-jokes.
The best thing you ever did on here was getting banned.
( Cawl, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:53, closed)

At last
a response worthy of a reply.

I don't just make sex jokes, I joke about celebrities with cancer, and Labia Majora's hair.
My QOTW stories are second to none*, I inspired a revolution and enticed several b3tans over to Off Topic.

What have you ever done that wasn't insufferably dull? I don't think I've ever read one of your posts all the way through.

*is lies
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:59, closed)

Your QOTW stories
Are a fuckin' pile of shit.
The all seem to revolve around the fictitious "Mrs Sexmonkey".
The chances of you actually finding a woman who wasn't repulsed by the fact that you look like a female Romanian gymnast, covered in glue, fitting on a barber-shop floor, are slim to none.

I'm sorely tempted to ignore-list you, but watching your pathetic attempts at insulting me is actually far more satisfying.
( Cawl, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:06, closed)

Pffft
even if Mrs Sexmonkey were imaginary, she'd still count as one more girlfriend than you'll ever have.

I've only mentioned her in a couple of my more popluar posts, unlike you, always going on about 'hahaha this person lost a finger', 'hahaha, this person lost a hand'

BO-RING. Nobody wants to read your crappy little stories anymore, go away and stab yourself in the willy, at least then it might feel something.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:11, closed)

This is fuckin' pointless.
Like talking to a retard.
Listen carefully, I don't give a shit that you don't like my posts, so instead of crying about it like a freshly-buggered choir-boy, just click the fuckin' ignore button.

I'm gonna do the same, as you've proved yourself a waste of my time.
This conversation is over.
( Cawl, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:21, closed)

You're a big fat girly
child molesting gayer and nobody loves you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:24, closed)