swastika liz
our games kits were yellow aertex polo shirts and obscenely short grey pleated skirts. rather than make the skirts longer, the school decided to make the girls wear voluminous giant grey knickers underneath them.

of course, nobody did, because they were a crime against fashion, nature and one's arse.

so one day, when we were about 15, we were playing hockey indoors because of the weather. in addition to the usual butch lesbian head of games, we had a male teacher as well.

"right girls, bend over!" bellowed the lezzer. "and i hope you've all remembered your grey pants because mr ashworth does not want to find himself looking at a row of schoolgirls' knickers!"

"i bet he DOES!" hollered back liz, quick as a flash.

we were laughing all lesson. liz was made to spend every lunchtime for the next 2 weeks washing the hockey balls for that!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:12, 7 replies)

That's good...
... very good!
( SpankyHanky, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:17, closed)

Washing the hockey balls, eh?
Now there's a new euphemism.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:22, closed)

You know.....
.....young Miss RSwipe, whenever you talk about your schooldays, it always conjures in my mind a sort of soft porn Hogwarts.

And, I don't mind freely admitting, I get a little bit chubby. You know, down there.
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:26, closed)

^ As above
...but mine may be slightly larger. ;-)
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:01, closed)

*Grins*
*raises glass to Liz*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:31, closed)

!
*horns*
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:52, closed)

Ahh!
Grey PE knickers.

I bet they don't even make them anymore!


Good god, how I hated them.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 13:51, closed)