Kids eh?
At the end of one day in primary school, we were talking about animals and zoos and stuff and the teacher said to us: "for homework ask your mum and dad to name an animal and tell you what noise it makes".

So the next day, the teacher starts asking all us 6 year olds what animal we have been told and what noise it makes. She starts going around the class and it goes like this:
teacher: "Jenny, what animal did your parents tell you about?"
jenny: "A cow, miss"
Teacher: "good, Jenny, what noise does it make?"
Jenny: "Moo, miss"
Teacher "good. Billy what about you?"
Billy "A sheep miss"
teacher "And what noise does it make?"
Billy: "baa, miss!"
Teacher: "Good, Billy. What about you Mkembo?"
Mkembo: "A pig, miss"
Teacher: "Good Mkembo, what noise does a pig make?"
Mkembo: "Wosinthebagnigger, miss!"

God's honest.
(ScousersPet, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:34, 5 replies)

*Assumes persona of Rowan Atkinson*
So, Constable Savage, am I to take it that mr Mkembo is a gentleman of colour?
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:36, closed)

Well I can't say I've ever noticed sarge?

Wearing a loud shirt...in a built up area...during the hours of darkness?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:41, closed)

Having an offensive wife...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:46, closed)

Been caught in possession of black curly hair



And thick lips
(Don't tell him Pike i'll probably just stay in, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 13:55, closed)

Fair bet...
... that you're right.
(ScousersPet, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:41, closed)