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"The best years of our lives," somebody lied. Tell us the funniest thing that ever happened at school.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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I've been away for a bit...

...and can't be arsed to read through all of this.

Could somebody please give me a blow-by-blow update?

or just a blow would be nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:24, 3 replies)
Touch me, touch me
I wanna feel your body.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:26, closed)
Why the fuck
Should we pander to your laziness.
Read it or fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:27, closed)
Don't be horrible to Pooflake
the man has more writing ability in his left testicle than you have in your entire body.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:28, closed)
"writing ability"?
He churns out more retarded shite than Jordan's foetid womb.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:30, closed)
Unlike you
who has all the prowess of Jade Goody's prolapsed haemorrhoids.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:31, closed)
You leave Jade alone.
She's got cancer, so she should be treated with the respect that she deserves.
She's got a special place in Heaven reserved for her, next to Baby P and Diana.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:33, closed)
Whatever
She'll soon be wif da angels!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:34, closed)
Ooh now...

We don't want to start on Lil' Ol' Pooflake do we?

...
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:40, closed)
I'll start on
Whoever the fuck I want.

But not you.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:41, closed)
@Pooflake
I can give you a quick 'rundown'

KAOL is being a bigger twat than usual

Erm...

that's about it really...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:35, closed)
It's not an acronym.
Moron.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:38, closed)
Although it should fucking be
Kunt
Arsehole
Odorous
Limp

Any other suggestions? I'm sure that at least 3 of those word have been used to describe you and the first is some creative spelling on my part
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:45, closed)

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