Three legged twins
At junior school there was a pair of irritating know it all twins. They were short, jewish boys that were always squabbling like a 2 man version of the three stooges.

Whenever it was PE day and we had to bring in our plymsols etc they would be placed in the corridor on our pegs ready for getting changed later.

Every time somebody hid 1 of the twins plymsols meaning they had 3 shoes between them. This resulted in a big arguament over who had the complete pair.

After the 5th time I was struggling to find new places to hide that shoe....
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:28, 7 replies)

In the showers
would have been favourite. When they went in, turn the gas on. It might just work too.
(Rsoles, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:03, closed)

[inevitable accusation of anti-semitism]

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:09, closed)

It was the mid 80's
back then the brown kids were still called the "P" word and it was accepted by the teachers and there were no black kids at the school at all. Yep, sounds racist but that was just normal 25 years ago...
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:14, closed)

I think we're of a similar age.
I have a friend whose favourite joke begins "What's red and yellow and looks good on a Paki?"

It's still racism, though, even if everyone is doing it.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:48, closed)

Is it
a scarf?
( Smallbrainfield, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:54, closed)

Yes.
Fashion designer humour, eh?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:02, closed)

If you called me short and the "P" word then I couldn't really argue as I am both of those things. I also refer to myself as that so therefore I must be racist.
(Smysha Tra la la!, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 0:29, closed)