Ahh..School
I have a few stories, some interesting some not. I'll post a couple here and maybe a few more when I am home from work :)

One time my friends Ross, Nick, and I couldn't be bothered to do PE..it was football and it was pissing wet outside and muddy too..so we all claimed to have left our PE kit at home.
The teacher, Mr Gill (I think it was him) decided to make us tidy the PE departments storeroom as punishment. Said store room was a lost above the Gym, which also had a sort of balcony above the gym.
He then locked us in so we couldn't get out while he was supervisign the football lesson outside.
Of course, the climbing bars in the gym were alongside the balcony part and we would have escaped anytime we wanted to, but we just played around with some of the sports gear up there instead :)

Eventually the lesson finished, but Mr Gill never came to let us out..so we stayed put, and messed around by playing dodgeball or something (can't really remember) anyway we missed a lesson or two and we were getting bored and of course it'd soon be time to go home. So when a class (last one of the day) started below in the gym we called down and were eventually let out.
Apparently Mr Gill had forgotten we were up there, and his face was a picture when we called down asking to be let out.

Not that funny I guess but it was an easy skive as we could blame the teacher!

A friend of mine stuck a condom on one of the external doors, and we all stood watching as people went to the door, grasped the handle and 'EEEEEK!' backed away rapidly when they realised it had a condom on.
Eventually there was a whole crowd of kids watching the door and laughing at people's reactions.
Eventually Mr Denison came along and removed the condom from the handle and walked away...
Some of the girls reactions were a classic though...

More to come later when I remember..I must be getting old, my memory is going :(
(Asharin Stabby stab stab, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 8:36, 1 reply)

"Forgetting" your kit
was never an option, at my school, as they'd just send you to the lost and found, thus ensuring that you got your PE whilst wearing someone else's crusty kit. Urgh.

I turned up with the wrong kit, once (white tee, shorts, plimpsoles), and was made to play rugby, anyway. I fucking hate PE.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 7:57, closed)