A foot long Jaffa Cake would go down nicely right now.
Bit hard to dunk though.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:00, 1 reply)

Unless you have a bath
Of coffee... Mmmm...
( Cawl, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:01, closed)

Yeah...
There was much anger about this one. I came down on the side of 'there's a hint in the name'. Others in the room at the time disagreed vehemently. This led to angry words and someone calling me a cnut.
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:14, closed)

Did you shank the fucker?

( Cawl, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:15, closed)

I'd have clubbed him and eaten his bones

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:21, closed)

I would have
but they might have attacked my enchanted shin.

Anyway, after being called this I laughed in the person's face and they left (the room, not the course). But honestly, of all the things to have an argument about effing Jaffa cakes and their place on a diagram? It was surreal, it really was.
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:33, closed)

Wars
have been fought over less.
The War of the Roses. Fucking flowers.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:29, closed)