Draw the Ressurrection of Jesus
Whereas everyone else drew bearded stick-men surrounded by yellow light, I decided to go for the realistic approach.

At the end of the lesson I handed in a full-colour drawing showing, in gruesome detail, the body of Christ being dragged from its resting place by bears.

I didn't get on with my RE teacher after that, although in all fairness my picture is probably what actually happened.
(MJPerry was crude but clickable at, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:23, 5 replies)

Bears?
That is win.
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Sun 16 Aug 2009, 20:11, closed)

Bears
One adult, two cubs. The adult was dragging him by the arm and the cubs were gnawing on his stigmata-ed hand.
(MJPerry was crude but clickable at, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 3:59, closed)

when it was on Jesus
they were just nail holes rather than stigmata.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 8:46, closed)

You know the rules
Pics or it didn't happen.
( unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:50, closed)

Odd coincidence
In RE class, I once drew a picture (and wrote a story) about Jesus fighting a bear.
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:24, closed)