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MostlySunny wibbles, "When I was 11 I got an A for my study of shark nets - mostly because I handed it in cut out in the shape of a shark."

Do people do projects that don't involve google-cut-paste any more? What fine tat have you glued together for teacher?

(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:36)
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Project - Hmm
Well, in b3ta fashion...

My project wasn't the traditional one - It was a night of frivolity in the common room, yes, dear reader, I went to boarding school. We'd aquired "al-ky-hol" :)

(No points for guessing where this is going).

A night of jolity ensued where me, Andy, Chris and Lee (who has unfortunately now departed this life courtesy of Iraq-istan type nonsense) drunk ourselves in to a stupor. For a change...

Boarding schools are no better than the chav world for drinking, it's just "hidden" better.

So after at least 2 bottles of, er, Vodka were consumed we decide to commit to a school project. Projectile vomiting to be more accurate.

Oh, the distances we achieved. Oh the mess we made. Oh the suspension that Andy got... Oh, the expulsion Lee got... (Sorry guys). I got away with it on compassionate grounds (my dad had died a month before).

[Ok, Lee was actually expelled for sneaking in to the girl's dorms and boffing his then GF - but this didn't exactly help]

Tangent? Maybe :)
(, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 23:59, Reply)

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