School Trips
Get left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
( , Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
Get left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
( , Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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Crap stately home day trip
* The class bully kept chewing his Biro pen and ended up with a mouth full of blue ink (much enjoyment for I).
* The classroom assistant (lesbo) knocked over a very expensive antique vase with her huge lady bag, which smashed on the floor (approx value £250,000!!!)
* 3 kids got arrested for shop lifting
* The back door of the minibus came open on the motorway, dropping half the packed lunches onto the road. (but luckily no kids!)
( , Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:16, Reply)
* The class bully kept chewing his Biro pen and ended up with a mouth full of blue ink (much enjoyment for I).
* The classroom assistant (lesbo) knocked over a very expensive antique vase with her huge lady bag, which smashed on the floor (approx value £250,000!!!)
* 3 kids got arrested for shop lifting
* The back door of the minibus came open on the motorway, dropping half the packed lunches onto the road. (but luckily no kids!)
( , Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:16, Reply)
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