School TripsGet left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
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chthonic, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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Bit Of A Pearoast.
We were on a school trip somewhere in the Dales and the PE guy was with us along with Morticia, an RE teacher. First night there, teachers all headed for the pub and we headed for a different pub that was happy to serve us. Come 11pm and we headed back to the hostel where, on entering, we could hear whimpers and a series of heavy thuds. When we got upstairs we found a drunken PE teacher trying to smash down the door to Morticia's room bellowing
"Come on you cock-teasing tart! I Only want a little bit....."
We mobbed him and dragged him off to a broom cupboard where we locked him in for the night to sober up.
Teachers - you can't take them anywhere
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:08,
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