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Get left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!

Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.

(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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Too many to remember
Some kid shitting his pants on a trip to the zoo, and on the same trip part of the floor of the bus fell out.

Trip to Exmouth for a few days in the 2nd year, basically when we did something bad the teachers made us run round the field in our boxers, good job they were all female, I think they must of got aome plesure watching 13 year old boys running a round a feild half naked at night. 1 teacher busted a tent and caught all the occupants in full throw of a wanking compittion, we just heard ''what's going on in here... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!'' From our tent, I'm not sure who was more imbarrassed?

On a trip to Venice with college I was caught in bed by my teacher with 2 birds, being College she just smiled and left, and went on about it at every meal when we were out. I felt like a bit of a legend, but the two birds in question were quite embarrassed, due to everyone asking me if they had had a go on each other, which they had, to everyones delight. I don't think they spoke much after that.

On a trip to Barcalona with 6th form, my mate pulled some Italian bird, she said she had a friend who was quite nice so we went up to there room and had some fun, only to be busted by their teacher and ours. apprently they'd been looking for us for hours, this was when I pointed out ''Bollocks we've only been back for 45 minutes''

This was when one of our other teachers said that we might get death threats from Italian fathers wanting to know what we've been doing to their daughters, and we might also get expelled.We put our serious faces on tring not to smile.

When we got back to school, the head of 6th form couldn't stop smiling when he was bollocking us, and years later I saw the other teacher and he said that we were ''dirty barstards, nice one lads!''
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:00, Reply)

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