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Get left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!

Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.

(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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Well, we went to a place called Fairplay House when I was 11
and two of us boys had to share a room with six boys from another school, that we didn't know, in bunkbeds.

At one point one night after lights-out(where we obviously weren't sleeping, and had flashlights) one of them announced that he was going to have a wank in the cupboard. We said, fair enough, all giggled a bit, continued chatting, and got on with it. Then my friend said "I wonder if he's actually doing it", and we started getting everyone to shut up so we could see what we could hear.

So we went silent, and waited a couple of seconds to see if we were being wank-duped, then just as somebody was about to shout something witty, all we heard was a falling of coathangers inside the cupboard and the boy going "OWWWW FUCK".

The laughing woke up the teachers, and then it was all a lot of trouble :)
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:57, Reply)

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