School TripsGet left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
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chthonic, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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GenevaAt age 16, went on a physics trip to geneva, where it's legal to purchase alcohol at 16, no quibbles.
Cue going absolutely MENTAL in the city, ending up running round the red light district popping our heads into brothels and strip clubs, and shouting 'bonsoir!' and then popping out.
All was going well, until at one brothel I was accosted by a prostitute who literally DRAGGED me off to a private room, offering herself for 100 euros.. I declined saying I had no money, she was quite insistant...
I slipped out of her grasp and got out of the private room to find my friend asking of a large bouncer 'je cherche le harry', and on seeing me said 'le harry! au revoir' and we pegged it.
Cue running the fuck away from this massive bouncer, throwing piles of boxes over behind us to slow him down. We eventually lost him... thank fuck
:D
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:49, Reply)
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