School Trips
Get left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
( , Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
Get left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
( , Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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Doing a trip in style
OK, I was sponsored by an Armed Force throughout university (who I then left just after I graduated, and have finally paid back). As part of your experience in the forces, they take you to all sorts of wonderful places, including Skiing. 10 days in Bavaria, with flights, accommodation, ski lift hire, equipment and tuition for £400 is fucking fantastic. So I went!
The hostel we stayed at was great, except for the fact that we were two beds to a room, and I was sharing with the short ginger lad, and we had a shower physically in our room. The skiing was fucking awesome, and the drinking afterwards was heroic! The best hangovers are to be had in the mountains. Fresh air does you wonders. Highlights of the trip:
Walking into my room, Ginger banging away, walking back out of my room, and sleeping in the bed of the person who is doing the Ginger. Wake up the following morning, and my now female (and attractive room-mate) doesn't even notice it's me in the other bed, as she gets up naked, and walks to the bathroom (Thank you Jesus!)
One Irish guy in our group pulls a married woman, takes her back to his hotel, starts going at it. His room-mate walks in, and the Irishman pipes up "don't mind us", keeps going, as the room-mate falls asleep on his bed to the sound of noisy doggy style! (Guys, names aren't named, only the guilty know who they are!)
( , Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:50, Reply)
OK, I was sponsored by an Armed Force throughout university (who I then left just after I graduated, and have finally paid back). As part of your experience in the forces, they take you to all sorts of wonderful places, including Skiing. 10 days in Bavaria, with flights, accommodation, ski lift hire, equipment and tuition for £400 is fucking fantastic. So I went!
The hostel we stayed at was great, except for the fact that we were two beds to a room, and I was sharing with the short ginger lad, and we had a shower physically in our room. The skiing was fucking awesome, and the drinking afterwards was heroic! The best hangovers are to be had in the mountains. Fresh air does you wonders. Highlights of the trip:
Walking into my room, Ginger banging away, walking back out of my room, and sleeping in the bed of the person who is doing the Ginger. Wake up the following morning, and my now female (and attractive room-mate) doesn't even notice it's me in the other bed, as she gets up naked, and walks to the bathroom (Thank you Jesus!)
One Irish guy in our group pulls a married woman, takes her back to his hotel, starts going at it. His room-mate walks in, and the Irishman pipes up "don't mind us", keeps going, as the room-mate falls asleep on his bed to the sound of noisy doggy style! (Guys, names aren't named, only the guilty know who they are!)
( , Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:50, Reply)
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