School Trips
Get left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
( , Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
Get left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
( , Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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another geology trip classic
was the time me and a friend decided to go skinny dipping in lake windemere when thoughroughly off our faces
after three strokes i fortunately realised i was too drunk to swim, my friend somehow made it to the middle and back, but i opted to get out and wander round naked chatting to everyone for a while, sadly i'm too drunk to realise i'm naked and managed to have an argument with a lecturer and a security guard about it before someone finds my clothes for me..... at this point we wonder back to my caravan, and i take off my shoes and coat and put on someone elses, then we wonder on to a random party at his van, which is dull so i leave (minus shoes and coat) wander round for a bit, fail to find my own van, end up back at the party, and eventually leave with everyone else...
at some point in this experience, i manage to entirely cover my legs in blue paint (unless the bastards painted me while i was asleep) god knows where it came from
( , Thu 7 Dec 2006, 17:04, Reply)
was the time me and a friend decided to go skinny dipping in lake windemere when thoughroughly off our faces
after three strokes i fortunately realised i was too drunk to swim, my friend somehow made it to the middle and back, but i opted to get out and wander round naked chatting to everyone for a while, sadly i'm too drunk to realise i'm naked and managed to have an argument with a lecturer and a security guard about it before someone finds my clothes for me..... at this point we wonder back to my caravan, and i take off my shoes and coat and put on someone elses, then we wonder on to a random party at his van, which is dull so i leave (minus shoes and coat) wander round for a bit, fail to find my own van, end up back at the party, and eventually leave with everyone else...
at some point in this experience, i manage to entirely cover my legs in blue paint (unless the bastards painted me while i was asleep) god knows where it came from
( , Thu 7 Dec 2006, 17:04, Reply)
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