Hide and seek with a teacher.
On a school trip to Paris I'd snook out of my room window and jumped down from the first floor to rendevous with a few ladies in a room on the other side of the complex. Almost as soon as I came through the window I heard a knock at the door that so happened to be one of the teachers. Quick as a flash I lifted up the bed and jumped under. Despite the fact that this bed touched the floor I was still sort of able to hide in the concave bit underneath.

After the teacher had left I emerged from my hidey-hole and a few more people arrived. Things picked up a bit until there was a knock on the door by the teacher again. I jumped out the window and the teacher gave chase! I ran back round to my window and tried to climb back through but alas, could not reach. I ended up sidling away from him for about 20 minutes, going up fire-escapes and manoevering round cars giving him the slip. Eventually I had to go back inside the hotel and recieved a right rollocking. As punishment he made me leave my trainers outside his door...
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 17:41, Reply)