School TripsGet left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
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chthonic, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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Chavvington World of AdventuresSame school as previous story:
Having been let out for the once-yearly end of term visit to Chavvington World of Adventures. The group split into distinct sections:
• Staff headed for the nearest bar.
• Most of the kids headed for the biggest, busiest rides, where they caused havoc by jumping queues, getting into fights with random members of the public (including one 15 year old boy who managed to knock out a man in his 40s infront of his own kids), pressing emergency stop button, p*ssing in water-based rides, stealling from gift shops and comically attempting to ruin the in-ride photos by showing arses, fingers and anything else they could use to cause offense.
It was clear it was time to leave when after only 3 hours in the park, security staff had coralled 35 out of 50 boys into a holding area and requested that the staff remove the school party and never set foot in any attraction operated by their parent company.
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HSDriver was probably still at work on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 19:40,
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