School TripsGet left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
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chthonic, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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The Isle Of SmiteBe gentle... it's my first time...
1989, Isle of Wight. Primary school trip staying at a hotel in Shanklin sharing my room with my two best (male) mates but sharing a table with the hottest girly in the year.
One of said mates tells hot girly then other mate fancies her. An hour later a chase develops around the hotel after the passer of secrets is found out. Cue rampaging up the stairs to our room with myself in hot pursuit.
Imagine my total loss of bladder control as I find lover boy beating seven shades of brown hell out of the whisperer with his own slippers.
Same trip, also managed to get covered in oil on Sandown beach thanks to some boody Froggy oil tanker.
Oh and jump forward 4 years to secondary school trip to London. Spotty teenage Elfinpunk sat on coach with the cutest lass in the year (well out of the geeky ones at least) for 4 hours TOO SCARED TO SAY A FECKIN WORD TO HER.
My how I have changed.!
Sorry about the length, it's being treated with Baby Bio.!
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