Wanking, Vim and Lynx
Swanage, 1984.

One kid (let's call him "David" cos that's his name) gets caught wanking in the showers, due to the glutinous substance sliding under the curtain of his co-showerer and down the plughole. Ewww.

So revenge is necessary. A Dr Crap-A-Lot's tea bag from the Swanage joke shop dunked in his coffee (he never notices the taste). Next day David's in the traps evacuating himself in a most noisome manner and, obviously, unable to move for a while. So the other kids chuck a couple of canisters' worth of Vim over the top of the door so he eventaully emerges looking like a ghost.

Naturally, counter-revenge is called for. Now the ringleader of the Vim squad, Chris, happens to have a false front tooth from a school fight earlier in the summer. He has a (to him only) incredibly amusing habit of wiggling the false tooth. While practising this naked in front of the bathroom mirror, David creeps up behind him and lets a can of deodorant rip up Chris's arse. The tooth sails across the room and is lost for a considerable time, precipitating a teachers' enquiry.

A truce is called. And the tooth gets lost in the sea on the last day anyway.
(rogerzilla, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 21:17, Reply)