School TripsGet left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
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chthonic, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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Couldn't give a duck.Not my local primary school but another; me mate's class when he was a young'un. On the run-up to Christmas, the teachers had organised for him and the other kids (all aged about 7-8 at the time) to go to the cinema and watch a good ol' honest kids film. They book the tickets, organise a coach and supervision, then all set off to the local Odeon with high hopes and excitement to watching the new sci-fi adventure being shown there.
The kids sit down, managing to survive the initial adverts for pretty much everything until the feature film finally starts.
5 minutes in, the kids are all dragged out by the teachers. The film, "HOWARD THE DUCK". The clincher; when Howard is dragged through the walls and passes the duck with tits in the bath :)
Made the local Evening Post too :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 8 Dec 2006, 10:30,
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