School TripsGet left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
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chthonic, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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Won't someone think of the teachers?Ma was a teacher, dreaded school trips largely cos of you bunch of aunts, as well as the usual e.g. fire extinguisher cockage, broken legs on skiing trips, missing pupils, smuggled weed, copping off with the locals etc, she's had a couple of animal related near misses - or near death experiences for pupils.
Class mong picks up poisonous snake, taunts other pupils with it before being bitten, snake escapes without identification, doc makes correct antivenom choice with 2hrs before kid corks it..not to mention the poisonous caterpillar (wtf?) which induced anaphylactic shock in a pupil...don't think she misses those days!
Re: Stolen Penguin:
Wish that it were true, as I have, to my shame, passed it on myself in the past (autistic kid at Edinburgh zoo, mum finds penguin in bath, smuggled in rucksack) but alas
www.snopes.com/critters/farce/smuggled.asp
(, Fri 8 Dec 2006, 12:37, Reply)
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