True Story - Homeless Sex Pest
Not funny - 100% true

French Exchange, it was lower VIth so It would be..... 1995 ish.

Staying in a youth hostel, two wings, one for boys and one for girls. Now you can imagine the efforts the teachers had to keep the boys out of the girls dorm and vice versa, but one night our surepticious climbing over balconies turned out to be a good thing.

About 3am we were woken up by broken glass and screaming, to find that a local hobo had climbed up the outside of the building, got in to one of the girls rooms and was trying hard to rape one of the girls. Her screaming woke everyone up, and the couple of lads who were over in that wing were wrestling him off.

The rest of us piled out and jumped from one balcony to the other and before the teachers arrived had managed to give the scumbag a right kicking (in fairness, about 40 16/17 year old lads versus one hobo he didn't stand much of a chance.

Fortunately the french plod were happy with our method of 'restraint' and the guy got dragged off in bits.

The teachers weren't too bothered about us being in mixed rooms after that...


Which meant that i got to do lots of teh sexing with teh ladies! Wooties!
( ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Fri 8 Dec 2006, 16:16, Reply)