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Get left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!

Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.

(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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In the last year of GCSEs, a group of us were designated as "able students"
Which basically meant we got to piss around with Science and stuff while everyone else was doing English or Maths.

It also entailed a trip to the Science Museum. Apart from dropping coins down six storeys and generally pratting around, we also found a machine that you record your voice into. The point is that you then change pitch and tone to make it sound different.

So, being the mature and intelligent students that we were, we recorded "Uh uh! Stop fucking my mother, bitch!". Then we pressed all the buttons, which set it on auto repeat, as it grew steadily deeper and louder.

We fled the room as "UH UH STOP FUCKING MY MOTHER, BITCH!" echoed out in a deep voice. What larks!
(, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 8:20, Reply)

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