School Trips
Get left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
( , Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
Get left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
( , Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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Kennet and Avon shoplifting spree
In the third year at my secondary school (girls, semi-posh, clever clogs all around) we had a rather dull trip planned around the Kennet and Avon canal. For some unknown, mystical reason we all started pinching anything that wasn't nailed down. From a boat owner's cider to the pens and rubbers at the Kennet/Avon floating museum. The worst hit was the tourist information office where all the tacky Brittania merchandise was hoovered up by our light fingers. I didn't even feel any guilt when the old dears running the place marvelled at how much stock they had sold and how clear the shelves were as we trooped out. Afterwards no-one ever spoke about it again, and we all went back to being our prissy little 13 year old selves again. It was very, very strange.
( , Sat 9 Dec 2006, 21:49, Reply)
In the third year at my secondary school (girls, semi-posh, clever clogs all around) we had a rather dull trip planned around the Kennet and Avon canal. For some unknown, mystical reason we all started pinching anything that wasn't nailed down. From a boat owner's cider to the pens and rubbers at the Kennet/Avon floating museum. The worst hit was the tourist information office where all the tacky Brittania merchandise was hoovered up by our light fingers. I didn't even feel any guilt when the old dears running the place marvelled at how much stock they had sold and how clear the shelves were as we trooped out. Afterwards no-one ever spoke about it again, and we all went back to being our prissy little 13 year old selves again. It was very, very strange.
( , Sat 9 Dec 2006, 21:49, Reply)
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