School Trips
Get left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
( , Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
Get left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
( , Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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European Trips
I went on a school trip to germany once. We had to share beds. I pity the person who had to share with the stinky girl who wet the bed...
My school also went to greece once, i never went but it has become legend now. It is a boarding school so lots of people had booked their flights home for 2 weeks later. On the morning of the trip the bloody greeks had gone on strike so they couldnt fly. instead they took a bus to dover, missed the ferry so had to wait for the next one. got to a random carpark in france, took all luggage out the bus and waited an age for anther one to come along. Got to a french airport where the escalators only went up. Arrived there 2 days later. By then all the airports were open and they would have been able to fly the day before. to top it all off one of the few staff was puking his guts out for the whole thing and insisted on sleeping in the middle of the floor...
sorry for length and lack of funnies.
( , Sun 10 Dec 2006, 15:01, Reply)
I went on a school trip to germany once. We had to share beds. I pity the person who had to share with the stinky girl who wet the bed...
My school also went to greece once, i never went but it has become legend now. It is a boarding school so lots of people had booked their flights home for 2 weeks later. On the morning of the trip the bloody greeks had gone on strike so they couldnt fly. instead they took a bus to dover, missed the ferry so had to wait for the next one. got to a random carpark in france, took all luggage out the bus and waited an age for anther one to come along. Got to a french airport where the escalators only went up. Arrived there 2 days later. By then all the airports were open and they would have been able to fly the day before. to top it all off one of the few staff was puking his guts out for the whole thing and insisted on sleeping in the middle of the floor...
sorry for length and lack of funnies.
( , Sun 10 Dec 2006, 15:01, Reply)
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