School TripsGet left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
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chthonic, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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Ski TripMy school ran a ski trip for the 9 to 13 year olds, to some dodgy town in the French Alps. I was a very immature 8 (being a bit of a spod and a year ahead of myself).
I hated (and was hated by) my cohorts; they were a bunch of spoilt wankers, and I was a noisy, pretentious and generally annoying git. They ignored me, and vice versa.
Highlight of the trip for me therefore, was trying to ski in heavy snow. I couldn't see where I was going, fell awkwardly, tumbled down the mountain bit, whilst flailing my arms madly. Attached to said arms were my ski poles; the end of one of them caught the edge of my neck, and slashed a neat line along the length of my jawbone. long, but shallow. Bled like a twunt though, so went to hospital: cue not having to see my cohorts for a good couple of days, and lots of sympathy once I was back at the hotel.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:27, Reply)
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