School TripsGet left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
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chthonic, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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Year10 ski tripWe ate ham and cheeses sandwiches for breakfast, lunch and sometimes dinner when on the coach. Everyone stinks of ham and cheese, and the stench progressively built up, especially in my room, where two of the more sweaty, smelly boys of the year are
with me. They both hog the shower for the first day, so after the tremendous coach journey I still stink of ham and cheese.
We got started on skiing the day after arriving, which was great. One dinner and 2 ham and cheese sandwiches later (Smell getting worse) I dislocate my knee, and get rushed to a general doctor (his name was Dr. Skiboot!! (Austrian)). He *pop*s the kneecap back into position, and Im fine (when back in its like normal). Then he unnecessarily gives me a cast from ankle to hip, I can barely walk in it!
12 ham sandwiches later (at a rate of 2sandwiches a day) I find I still havent managed to get into the shower, because this cast cannot come into "contact with water", and "I could slip in the shower".
Nobody will sit next to me on the coach "for fear of hurting my knee"
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:28, Reply)
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