School TripsGet left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
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chthonic, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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Teachers are quite obviously unaware of the laws of physicsWent on a trip to the North Yorkshire Moors as a kid, and we all had a chance to get in a canoe/kayak type thing, but our teachers, being the bright sparks that they were, decided to rent only 5 boats.
so, instead of spliting us into groups of 3 with a teacher, they decided to 6 in a boat, and the teacher couldn't get in, but seeing as it was a shallow pondy-lake , they thought it was ok, as we could all swim...
as they pushed us from the jetty, the boat sank slightly, capsized, and we all got a healthy lungful of duck-faeces and water...
Why didn't we think of sueing!?!?!?!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:23, Reply)
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