School TripsGet left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
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chthonic, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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bus trip around Moscowfirst thing - loaded a sports bag with so called "frizbee cola" - mix of vodka/cola
2 miles left till Kremlin - first "throw up" alert
Kremlin - half of "alcotourists" on "about to vomit right here right now" state, scary as lots of militia, foreigners, army, Lenin in Mausoleum
Moscow Vorobievy Hills, fine view over 7 sisters and rest - 80% of alcotourists are throwing up
final performance - the school "beauty queen", stunning blonde, wearing a next to nothing on dress, is falling out of the coach face down, gets up and yells: "where are the bloody toilets????"
we were 15
no more bus trips for anyone for 3 years afterwards
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:18, Reply)
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