They were good kids really
Ah, school trips. We had some beauties at primary school, most notably one to Jorvik Viking Centre (have i spelt that right?), i must have been about 6 or so.

It began on the bus up there, a kid on the back row thought it'd be a blast to see how long it would take a liquid to reach the front of the bus. Liquid being piss. Piss being there because he pissed on the floor. To add to the joke, this was one of those buses with no side windows, just a useful sunroof type thing....that didn't work. When the comedy of that wore off we all take it in turns to see who can draw blood from punching or kicking someone. The first to bleed does their homework, fancies girls or is something equally as embarassing.

So, we eventually arrive. 2 or 3 hours in and the teacher is nearing a mental breakdown already. In the hour or three it takes us to go round, one kid is taken in by security for shoplifting, two kids are sent back to the bus for flashing their cocks to a girl, one kid is found unconcious outside the toilets with a condom in his hand and another kid managed to comandeer the tannoy and reel off his full quota of naughty words to the listening public.

To cap it all off, we got back to the bus to find the driver having his packed lunch which consisted of gin sandwiches with gin & gin crisps and a glass of gin. Another two hours pass as they sober up the driver with spoons of powder coffee and we go home, all of us having full license to be total shits all the way back because the teacher is too fucked off to care.

Top day!
(Newham, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:30, Reply)