School TripsGet left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
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chthonic, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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QOTW combination shotCould of been in the insulted celebs thread but its before my time.
First school ski trip to Switzerland, we met Jez Nelson of Tommorrows World fame, with his new bride. After obtaining plenty of autographs we let him be on his way. Jez and misses toddle off to get the chair lift down (shitty snow), as soon as they are on the lift they are met with an volley of snowballs like no other. Lift runs over our heads so we got a good minute of attack in before he was out of range. He tried to laugh off the first few, but the joke wore pretty thin for him pretty damn soon, probably about the time a snowball was taken straight in the face (insert prefered oral sex joke) by his wife.
the PE teachers running the trip feigned disapproval but secretly i am sure they we very proud.
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