No pants in here thank you!
One time me and the uni lads I played Rugby went on a trip to Devon to play some amateur team down there.

Now being the youngest one I had to go or else face their wrath, so three years ago we went and started boozing in hotel around lunchtime as we got there.

Within a few hours we'd been kicked out and told to go drink elsewhere.

So we decided for some reason, as you do, go out wearing only our shoes, socks and underpants.

Cue us walking up road, 18 well built rugby lads, pissed up wearing nothing but shoes and grundies.

finally get to one pub - the name escapes me now (as does most of that weekend) and the landlord stops us from going any farther and says "whoa! you're not going another step in here dressed like that... put your pants on your heads!"

... which like the drunken fools, we did and carried on drinking til early hours.

Fuck knows where we kept our money to drink with but playing the following morning hungover as fuck, still, we won :-)
(One_Winged_Angel Ich Dien, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 17:24, Reply)