Secret SantaAh, the joy of giving anonymously. Squeal as your boss is given a porn mag for christmas. Out your colleagues with a carefully chosen Gaydar Radio compilation album, but best of all, keep quiet about picking your own name out of the hat and buy yourself something really, really expensive.
What have you given to people you hate?
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chthonic, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:03)
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Irony like molassesIt's Secret Santa day today and I've bought my boss a fine Dent hairbrush with pure bristle and a wooden handle. They're supposed to be just the thing for avoiding static build-up in flowing hair.
Only - he's bald as a coot.
[PS This is my last day of posting. Got a new job and will have to do some work in future. Farewell, b3ta - you took the best of my working day.]
Mod Edit: Frank! That's awful. We'll miss you. And your soft pron :)
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:34, Reply)
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