Secret SantaAh, the joy of giving anonymously. Squeal as your boss is given a porn mag for christmas. Out your colleagues with a carefully chosen Gaydar Radio compilation album, but best of all, keep quiet about picking your own name out of the hat and buy yourself something really, really expensive.
What have you given to people you hate?
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chthonic, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:03)
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Edible PantsEdible fucking pants.
Thats what I got. Turned out it was from a bloke as well.
At home I took them out of the box and they were made out of tough slimey tissue paper and smelt like coconut suntan lotion.
They went straight in the bin. Thanks a bunch arsehole.
(NB: for American readers, by pants I mean underwear).
A friend of mine was lumbered with his fat bitch of a team leader in the secret santa. He bought her dog biscuits.
And that boys & girls is how you get a disciplinary action brought against you.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:30,
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