Secret SantaAh, the joy of giving anonymously. Squeal as your boss is given a porn mag for christmas. Out your colleagues with a carefully chosen Gaydar Radio compilation album, but best of all, keep quiet about picking your own name out of the hat and buy yourself something really, really expensive.
What have you given to people you hate?
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chthonic, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:03)
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Penis PastaI was a student on placement in an office and we had a sense of humour as did a handful of people.
Anyhoo - this year I got one of the older rather attractive women (well, I was 20 and she was 30 odd which made her old - now I'm 30 and 30 isn't old - I digress....).
Penis shaped pasta seemed like a funny gift - thankfully she thought so too - some of the other Politically Correct arses didn't see the funny side, but everyone else (including her) did.
It was the funniest gift of the evening too :-)
Didn't pull her though. Gutted!
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:33, Reply)
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