Secret SantaAh, the joy of giving anonymously. Squeal as your boss is given a porn mag for christmas. Out your colleagues with a carefully chosen Gaydar Radio compilation album, but best of all, keep quiet about picking your own name out of the hat and buy yourself something really, really expensive.
What have you given to people you hate?
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chthonic, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:03)
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not quite secret santabut when i was an estate agent, we all got on really well so everyone bought something for everyone, but with a £10 limit.
my "friend" jayne had a second job as an ann summers party rep at the time. so naturally we all got presents from her back catalogue, so to speak.
i was laughing at everyone else, but was mortified myself to receive a bottle of tightening virgin lube - "makes every time feel like the first time".
now firstly, which girl in her right mind would ever want to re-live that experience on a nightly basis?? and secondly, hello, i don't need it thank you very much, everything down there is very tight and toned!!!
still, better than the plumber, who got a talking d1ldo...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:08,
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