Secret SantaAh, the joy of giving anonymously. Squeal as your boss is given a porn mag for christmas. Out your colleagues with a carefully chosen Gaydar Radio compilation album, but best of all, keep quiet about picking your own name out of the hat and buy yourself something really, really expensive.
What have you given to people you hate?
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chthonic, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:03)
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possible eye damage...i was in year seven and being at the school 3 months or so i had made my enemies and one of them got me as their secret santa. i bought him some weird bouncy squidgy thing filled with vile looking cloudy glittery water. being quite into modelling at the time i knew the effects of a good dose of plastic glue on a bit of thin rubber. 5 minutes before unwrapping time i made a concentrated patch of plastic glue on this thing and hastily wrapped it up. on the first squeeze the thing exploded at this weakened point covering this kid in crap, cue him having to wash out his eyes for half an hour. it looked innocent, and it was all the sweeter that he'd positioned it to fire into his face.
(, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 17:54, Reply)
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