Buncha cunts
WARNING, WARNING, THE FOLLOWING POST IS MAINLY A RANT. BUT IT'S A TOPIC RELATED RANT SO IT'S PARTIALLY OK.

At college, I have a friend group doing the whole secret santa shite. The girl who started it (my best mates girlfriend) is an utter bitch, I hate her, She hates me. I'm neglected from secret santa, which suits me fine.
She got her boyfriend (being the witty shit that she is) a doctors play kit (he's going to be a doctor), a sexy fireman calendar and has written him a letter.
All of those combine to make his secret santa and loving girlfriend present.
Total price of that: £20

She is a bit of a pikey and a real idiot who thinks way too highly of her self.
In this letter she has put such stuff as "You are my duvet that protects from the things that go bump in the night" and such shit.
The letter begins with "Words can't describe how I feel about you".
Surely that must mean the end of the letter.
(Also, she doesn't particulary like him, it's for money and attention - she flinches when he kisses her)

So after all that shite, he has gotten her:
a £12 giant cuddly toy (she's a really soppy cunt)
£12's worth of giant Toblerone (she's an overweight, soppy cunt... ew)
and A £75 FUCKING DIAMOND NECKLACE!
They've been going out for about a month and a half!

At least I get to see the look on his face when he unwraps it.

Apologies for length and rant qualities... but I really don't like her.
(Good Looking Deity Grew a magnificent beard on, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 20:05, Reply)