Secret SantaAh, the joy of giving anonymously. Squeal as your boss is given a porn mag for christmas. Out your colleagues with a carefully chosen Gaydar Radio compilation album, but best of all, keep quiet about picking your own name out of the hat and buy yourself something really, really expensive.
What have you given to people you hate?
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chthonic, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:03)
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UWA Penbryn Hall of ResSo in our corridor, there was the necessary headcase. I mean, grade A sanction material, I'll list most of his stuff when an appropriate QOTW appears so I can win it through his genius. We all called him Benny, as he introduced himself by explaining that his old history teacher told him he looked like Mussolini (he's about 5"4).
Having got secret Santa with a guy on our the American football team in our corridor's choose-from-the-hat, he received a cocksock shaped like a reindeer (it looked surprised, though so would I), and a packet of "sex dust". There are lepers as are more likely to get nearer to women than him.
Yeah. Er...Yeah.
(, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 23:09, Reply)
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