Secret SantaAh, the joy of giving anonymously. Squeal as your boss is given a porn mag for christmas. Out your colleagues with a carefully chosen Gaydar Radio compilation album, but best of all, keep quiet about picking your own name out of the hat and buy yourself something really, really expensive.
What have you given to people you hate?
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chthonic, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:03)
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YummyI used to frequent the newgroup "Alt.Tasteless" (people under 25 may wish to go off and do some research. Or maybe not.) and every year there used to be a TSS (guess.) I must say I was rather disappointed with some of the presents I recieved, but I'm proud of what I sent out. Gawd knows how some of them got thru' customs.
My two favourite (home-made for not very much.)
- A Rinestone-encrusted speculum.
- A paperweight full of mice pinkies.
While I missed out on seeing the faces of the recipients, I do have the memory of explaining to the pet store employee *why* I was looking for the best shaped pinkies. (Pinkies being dead newborm mice, sold as snake food.) I still have a paperweight at work...
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Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:44,
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