Secret Santa
Ah, the joy of giving anonymously. Squeal as your boss is given a porn mag for christmas. Out your colleagues with a carefully chosen Gaydar Radio compilation album, but best of all, keep quiet about picking your own name out of the hat and buy yourself something really, really expensive.
What have you given to people you hate?
( , Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:03)
Ah, the joy of giving anonymously. Squeal as your boss is given a porn mag for christmas. Out your colleagues with a carefully chosen Gaydar Radio compilation album, but best of all, keep quiet about picking your own name out of the hat and buy yourself something really, really expensive.
What have you given to people you hate?
( , Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:03)
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Not impressive an impressive story but -
First job, first Secret Santa. I decided on a box of chocolates. I didn't know the woman well but everyone likes chocolates, don't they?
Wrong. We all went to a restaurant and I happened, by unhappy coincidence to end up opposite her on the table so not only did she see that I was her Secret Santa but I had to endure two hours of her talking about how well her diet was going because she had just changed how much she ate... just imagine the typical middle-aged woman "I'm talking about my diet" conversation.
She didn't even bother concealing her disappointment when she opened the present.
( , Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:47, Reply)
First job, first Secret Santa. I decided on a box of chocolates. I didn't know the woman well but everyone likes chocolates, don't they?
Wrong. We all went to a restaurant and I happened, by unhappy coincidence to end up opposite her on the table so not only did she see that I was her Secret Santa but I had to endure two hours of her talking about how well her diet was going because she had just changed how much she ate... just imagine the typical middle-aged woman "I'm talking about my diet" conversation.
She didn't even bother concealing her disappointment when she opened the present.
( , Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:47, Reply)
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