Secret SantaAh, the joy of giving anonymously. Squeal as your boss is given a porn mag for christmas. Out your colleagues with a carefully chosen Gaydar Radio compilation album, but best of all, keep quiet about picking your own name out of the hat and buy yourself something really, really expensive.
What have you given to people you hate?
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chthonic, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:03)
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best secret santa gift everMy second year of college, my hall did Secret Santas (though everyone eventually found out who their Santa was). I got a shirt that was marked property of the university's track team, which was a pretty good present, and was from a member of the track team who, as a total nonsequitor, had to leave the term early to appear in court on account of having killed a man with his car. Really nice guy though.
That aside, everyone agreed that my friend Kristi received far and away the best gift of all (there was a suggested dollar amount but no firm limit). Her Secret Santa bought her a Christmas tree, and put it up in the common room with a sign that said "To Kristi from her Secret Santa." Everyone got together and decorated her tree. It totally rocked.
Not funny, I realize, but if you want to splurge on a Secret Santa gift what's cooler than a seven-foot-tall tree?
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madrabbit is fully prepared, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 9:26,
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