Secret SantaAh, the joy of giving anonymously. Squeal as your boss is given a porn mag for christmas. Out your colleagues with a carefully chosen Gaydar Radio compilation album, but best of all, keep quiet about picking your own name out of the hat and buy yourself something really, really expensive.
What have you given to people you hate?
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chthonic, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:03)
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Amyl NitrateSo I was at a Christmas part that was truly falling flat on its face in London, when Secret Santa is called and everyone sits back down and feigns interest. Jeff, a colleague who really didn´t give a fock, had bought the gay creative director some poppers (amyl nitrate to the uninitiated) as a laugh but literally *none* of the bosses had a clue what it was. The rest of the night was spent abusing it with my clean cut bosses, telling them that it was a an aid to help you digest dinner and was used by wine tasters to clear their pallettes between mouthfuls, but excessive use may cause slight disorientation. If that was true it would surely be the shittest secret santa ever.
Anyways, I´m in Columbia right now and I´ve got better things to do than this. Laters.
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:06, Reply)
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