Secret Santa
Ah, the joy of giving anonymously. Squeal as your boss is given a porn mag for christmas. Out your colleagues with a carefully chosen Gaydar Radio compilation album, but best of all, keep quiet about picking your own name out of the hat and buy yourself something really, really expensive.
What have you given to people you hate?
( , Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:03)
Ah, the joy of giving anonymously. Squeal as your boss is given a porn mag for christmas. Out your colleagues with a carefully chosen Gaydar Radio compilation album, but best of all, keep quiet about picking your own name out of the hat and buy yourself something really, really expensive.
What have you given to people you hate?
( , Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:03)
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I don't fucking believe it
I've been impressing my mates with tons of sick jokes, taught to me by b3ta, for months now. I've asked them
- what's the difference between 5 dead babies and a ferrari?
- what's the first symptom of AIDS?
and
- what's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
and had them in stitches. So what do they fucking get me for christmas? THE B3TA BOOK OF SICK JOKES. What a shit fucking present, I've read all the jokes! They had no idea that I was getting them from b3ta, they just thought it was appropriate for me, so now I've got a book that I've read through online already.
Why was Jesus so popular with the ladies? (best penis joke to end a post ever).
( , Tue 26 Dec 2006, 20:43, Reply)
I've been impressing my mates with tons of sick jokes, taught to me by b3ta, for months now. I've asked them
- what's the difference between 5 dead babies and a ferrari?
- what's the first symptom of AIDS?
and
- what's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
and had them in stitches. So what do they fucking get me for christmas? THE B3TA BOOK OF SICK JOKES. What a shit fucking present, I've read all the jokes! They had no idea that I was getting them from b3ta, they just thought it was appropriate for me, so now I've got a book that I've read through online already.
Why was Jesus so popular with the ladies? (best penis joke to end a post ever).
( , Tue 26 Dec 2006, 20:43, Reply)
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