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Amorous Badger asks: Tell us tales of people who have a high opinion of themselves. Jumped-up officials, the mad old bloke who runs the Neighbourhood Watch like it's a military operation, Colonel Blimps, pompous bastards and people stuck up their own arse.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:22)
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Hey DJ!
I took my 7 year old to a birthday party this weekend the dad of the birthday boy was providing music for the little uns to throw some shapes to.

did he put on a CD? nope he was mixing tunes like he was at an Goa beach party....the twat
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:13, 9 replies)
He probably just put on a CD
and then pretended he was mixing it by randomly tweaking knobs and putting one hand to his headphones and pumping the other in the air...I've seen 'professional' DJs doing that
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if that was the case he was even more of a twat
it was for 7 year olds ffs they were just running about shouting not thinking "awesome mix man"
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:26, closed)
Four to the floor with the big bass boom
Drink blue pop and run around the room!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:42, closed)
Hahahahahaha
"Who ya gonna call?!"

"HE-MAN!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:24, closed)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:40, closed)
Reach for the Quavers!
Safe as fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:38, closed)
Oont oontz oontz come on and do the conga!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:34, closed)
WHERE YOU FROM WHAT YOU ON GOT ANY PANDA POPS?

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:12, closed)
Got any pandas? Larvely.

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:29, closed)
This is what would happen if Nathan Barley ever had kids.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:00, closed)

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