Inflated Self-ImportanceAmorous Badger asks: Tell us tales of people who have a high opinion of themselves. Jumped-up officials, the mad old bloke who runs the Neighbourhood Watch like it's a military operation, Colonel Blimps, pompous bastards and people stuck up their own arse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:22)
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Hey DJ!I took my 7 year old to a birthday party this weekend the dad of the birthday boy was providing music for the little uns to throw some shapes to.
did he put on a CD? nope he was mixing tunes like he was at an Goa beach party....the twat
(, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:13, 9 replies)
He probably just put on a CDand then pretended he was mixing it by randomly tweaking knobs and putting one hand to his headphones and pumping the other in the air...I've seen 'professional' DJs doing that
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:17,
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if that was the case he was even more of a twatit was for 7 year olds ffs they were just running about shouting not thinking "awesome mix man"
(, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:26, closed)
Four to the floor with the big bass boomDrink blue pop and run around the room!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:42,
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Hahahahahaha"Who ya gonna call?!"
"HE-MAN!"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:24,
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Reach for the Quavers!Safe as fuck!
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:38,
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Oont oontz oontz come on and do the conga!(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:34,
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WHERE YOU FROM WHAT YOU ON GOT ANY PANDA POPS?(, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:12, closed)
Got any pandas? Larvely.(, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:29, closed)
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