There was a security guard at a place I worked, Garry.
He wasn't a cunt, just a used to build up his part on occasions.

Whenever I saw him with a radio in his hand he'd be talking like a TV cop.

On closing the canteen door after lunch was finished, he's on the radio "AREA NOW SECURE!" It wasn't locked, he'd just shut a door.

One time a government minister was visiting and Garry was waiting by the main entrance radio in hand. There was obviously some plan that hinged on our Garry communicating the man's arrival. As the MP's hand touched the door Garry screams "GO GO GO" into his transmitter.

On responding to a call for medical help because a guy had briefly fainted, and was looking a bit green. Garry bursts into the room, visually asses the guy sitting in a chair looking peeky and shout into his radio "MAN DOWN MAN DOWN"

I miss Garry, the gaurds where I work now are all very sensible.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 23:11, 7 replies)

I feel I have to reply to this.
because of the idea of him 'visually assing' some guy.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 23:48, closed)

Sounds like he had a good sense of humour to me, rather than inflated self-importance.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 23:49, closed)

Are you sure he wasn't Michael from Alan Partridge?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 0:17, closed)

Sounds more like this guy

(McChinaman banned, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 5:25, closed)

"WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS GARRY?"

( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 13:48, closed)

No...the place he worked was Garry,.. Indiana I believe

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:18, closed)

Probably
trying to inject some humour and relieve the tedium of what is, quite likely, a tedious job.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:29, closed)