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This is a question Self-Inflicted injuries

Spanishfly asks: Ever injured yourself in a moment of frustration? When have you ever done something stupid or sensible that has ended up with you injured? Punched an Asda sign because they didn't have tiger bread? Yeah, us too

This isn't a question about intentional self-harm

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:06)
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i'm very good at injuring myself
mainly because i'm such a clumsy fucker. this year alone, i've fallen off a chair and snapped my wrist, got nosebleeds from walking into the same tree twice, almost dislocated my shoulder by running into a doorframe, scalded my feet making a cup of tea and stabbed myself in the thumb whilst chopping eggs. still, at least i'm not dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:48, 4 replies)
Watch out for those Mysterons.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:09, closed)
why bother its not like they can hurt her?

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:28, closed)
hehheh

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 14:19, closed)
Rewind a bit
You scalded your feet making tea...are you a PG Tips chimp? Do I get a fiver for noticing?
(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 3 Dec 2013, 18:15, closed)

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